I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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