but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
accomplished twins. life is a go
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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