hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I want to fling myself into the sun
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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