sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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