HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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