? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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