So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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