There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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