her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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