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i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
My dick has a subreddit
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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