"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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