last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
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I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Can you bring me the toilet please
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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