i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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