It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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