Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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