and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I have aggressive nipples.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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