I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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