why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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