at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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