I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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