So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
soo... how was my night?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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