The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
FUCK WHALES
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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