she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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