dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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