My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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