I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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