What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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