Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize