It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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