I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
wanna go halves on a baby?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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