At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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