I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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