You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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