I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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