It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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