No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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