I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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