As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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