Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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