Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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