sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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