i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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