It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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