operation have a gay friend backfired
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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