How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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