I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm determined to sit on that face.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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