Don't you send me to vm
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
