Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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