Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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