yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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