omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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