They have a pepper shaker for pot.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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