i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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